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Wednesday 9 April 2014

Ted - a brief introduction


My name is Ted and I simply adore good food and the many beverages that can accompany it. I also like travel and small adventures - befitting my stature.
Mo Doll (“The Doll”) approached me and said that her Sunday readership was very low and would I like to do a guest spot (no singing or nudity allowed apparently) to try and get you all to show a modicum of the interest you seem to show during the week days. If it didn’t raise her readership it would be duly pronounced my fault … how could I resist?

So … you’ll be hearing from me on a more or less weekly basis now as I continue to eat my way towards paradise, following only the most basic of sensible rules designed for my own safety -    “never eat anything bigger than your head in one sitting, or drink from anything taller than yourself”.

6 comments:

Adullamite said...

Ah the brains of the outfit appears! :)

Sharon said...

Well, I for one look forward to where Ted will take us.

Jane Hards Photography said...

Looking forward to your travels and insights Ted.

Jack said...

Mo, you are a hoot!

And I know that I didn't cast any votes opposing nudity . . .

William Kendall said...

No nudity, huh?

Ted, you're probably going to get a few people remarking on how they'd like to give you a hug. My advice? Indulge.

Angie said...

I'd have you visit Yanchep any time!You could have lots to eat & drink along with the 'mob' at http://yanchepnews.blogspot.com.au/

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